tedswhitesock:
“after looking at his for a while, he looks so fucking precious
he looks like a forty year old father of three
”

tedswhitesock:

after looking at his for a while, he looks so fucking precious

he looks like a forty year old father of three

dialnfornoir:

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)

kellyclarebabi:

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Loves it.

If I meet the right price can dump a fat gooey load inside your Asshole
Anonymous

What’s the price.

Your absolutely gorgeous Goddess❤️ Can I just move out your way so I can serve you and make some amazing content?

Love u bb.

joshmopolitan:

thwiptom:

tumblr users changing their blogs after december 17th like

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dahmer-man:

more memes no one asked for

When clients ask me “what I’m into”
posthawk:
“Jack Nicholson in The Shining, 1980.
”

posthawk:

Jack Nicholson in The Shining, 1980.

marcsalmonds:

batsound:

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this is a strong contender for the funniest post i have ever seen in my life

Bottom surgery was a success afafsgsgsgagagagshs

@kellyclarebabi